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Getting over your exodus

February 10, 2016

Going back to somewhere you once lived is like getting laid after a dry spell. You really want it. You’ve thought about it far too much. [read more]

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A short shelf life

January 19, 2016

Think I can't do the job because I'm tiny? I will totally stand up to you on that. Just let me get a chair.

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Move the fuck on

January 15, 2016

Don't look back. Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt. Imagine how that'd play out on an episode of Jeremy Kyle.

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December

December 9, 2015

Do you remember the 25th night of December? Oh, wait, wrong song.